Leopard Print Life

I’ve felt cruddy for the last week so I’ve spent my time window-shopping for various leopard print boots, leopard print jeans, leopard print purses, and I even found a leopard print phone cover if I want to pay $30 and wait 4 – 6 weeks for delivery from China.

I don’t do well when I have to be idle due to my body not cooperating. I have things to do, books to read, people to talk to, and I am just too exhausted for any of it. So I’m hiding on Poshmark. And Nordstrom Rack. And Amazon. And and and.

Eleven days until I see my love again. We never go more than a month without seeing one another and we will be pushing 25 days when we meet next week. We will be holed up in a suite in Buttfuck, Mississippi in a hot tub built for two with our dogs, some adult beverages, and nothing but time. I feel certain I will come home completely exhausted for all the right reasons.

In the meantime, I’ll be getting my nails done and trying to get my mutant flu under control and picking out my cutest fishnets and dresses. Because I deserve to feel sexy and JD deserves a nicely-wrapped package. <3